Cooker of things. Cupcake enthusiast. Works in daytime television. Self proclaimed George Clooney's future lover.
Life is short. Party naked.

~ Erika

How does one get a candy wrapper in there??  (Taken with instagram)

How does one get a candy wrapper in there?? (Taken with instagram)

Getting ready for @griffinhouse on Sunday night. I’ve been waiting to see his show for a while!  (Taken with instagram)

Getting ready for @griffinhouse on Sunday night. I’ve been waiting to see his show for a while! (Taken with instagram)

Taken with Instagram at Jake’s Dilemma

Taken with Instagram at Jake’s Dilemma

Today’s soundtrack provided by @erniehalter (Taken with instagram)

Today’s soundtrack provided by @erniehalter (Taken with instagram)

I found this antidote to bullshit, it’s called Bob Dylan. I don’t know if you’ve ever heard of him. You put it right in your chest and *poof* makes Lady Gaga go right away.

—JM - Eddie’s Attic - Sept/2010

I’m offering a very generous lap dance to the first person who walks into my office with a pack of ice cold Coronas and a bowl of chips and salsa. 

Dos Equis need not apply.

thedailywhat:

Lies Newt Gingrich Told Me of the Day: John King, not one to let things go, has successfully managed to compel the Gingrich campaign to admit that the GOP presidential candidate was “wrong” when he claimed that his staff offered up witnesses to debunk the claims made by his ex-wife on ABC’s Nightline.

King, who unintentionally gave Gingrich a much-needed boost with a debate question about Marianne Gingrich’s “open marriage” revelation that backfired rather spectacularly, scored last night’s about-face just as new polling figures emerged showing Gingrich’s surge waning.

In other words, King, who practically handed South Carolina to Gingrich, may have just played a critical role in taking Florida away.

[politico / cnn.]

#ROLLERDERBY

If you or someone you know is in a Roller Derby League and is also a cook/baker by day, please send me a message on here. We might want to interview you for the show. 

Spread the word please.

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Or Gug
rcjohnso:

Gun Mug

Or Gug

rcjohnso:

Gun Mug

Mint flavored marshmallows. #instagramaday  (Taken with instagram)

Mint flavored marshmallows. #instagramaday (Taken with instagram)

Today’s soundtrack courtesy of @jleblancmusic. Oh, and there’s @mandielyse on the ‘Thank you’ notes… :) (Taken with instagram)

Today’s soundtrack courtesy of @jleblancmusic. Oh, and there’s @mandielyse on the ‘Thank you’ notes… :) (Taken with instagram)

Xmas lights are still on by my work. #Pretty  (Taken with instagram)

Xmas lights are still on by my work. #Pretty (Taken with instagram)

Sweet treats I got from today’s taping with Jacques Torres. #thechew (Taken with instagram)

Sweet treats I got from today’s taping with Jacques Torres. #thechew (Taken with instagram)

That’s awesome. The closest I got to an Oscar was working with a director that won 2 of them. I guess that’s good too, uh? Maybe he’ll rub some of that luck off on me.

Good luck to your friends!

tinsely:

It happened today.

My old coworker at Wife Swap, Gigi Causey, is nominated for an Oscar. She (and her husband) made a short, live action film called Time Freak.

They financed it themselves. A lot of the Wife Swap crew pitched in. A true passion project from some dedicated artists. And…